Tuesday, September 1, 2009

SDM Runners Dress Code

As well all know, proper attire for running is required for 3 important reasons:


  1. Impress chicks.


  2. Lensi/Haolien(as my high school football coach used to say...win/lose nvm, most important is lensi)


  3. Proper attire Improves Running.

Example of non-approved attire:



As you all can clearly see, this kid, he is wearing the bermuda pants. What does the bermuda pants tell u...


  1. Old fashion

  2. Look down on running

  3. Lack of commitment

  4. Not proud of his own crotch

  5. and so on...

So from now on, those who wear the non-approved attire will be given warning letter by the club, and if necessary, sacking will take place.


Last but not least,


SAY NO TO BERMUDA PANTS!!!



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